omg how cute!
harry can defeat the dark lord but can’t pick up some bacon
he looks at it like he just dropped his hopes and dreams
Whoop there’s goes my bacon just like my parents and my pride.
Just like my parents
JUST LIKE MY PARENTS
game BOY??? *bangs fist on the table* FEMINISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- that guy in the state farm commercial that says “can i get a hot tub” like hes prayin in a church
Monsters are responsible for earth garden maintenance | Illustration by Jacob Livengood @warholbot
i could probably laugh at my own jokes for 9 years if nobody stopped me